When I switched to be a repair agent at geek squad where I had no time in front of customers I was still given shit daily for not getting cards.
When I worked at CompUSA, everyone had sales and card metrics. Including the warehouse crew. Who were virtually never on the floor during operating hours. They were often called out during store meetings, and the manager didn’t like their “excuse” of always being in the back.
I’ve heard that you can trick kids into acting drunk by giving them fake booze but telling them that it’s real.
Anecdotally, a friend of mine once drank two beers at his 21st birthday party. At the time he weighed 250 lbs. He immediately got “drunk”, took his shirt off and fell asleep on the floor. It was amusing to watch for a bit, then it was just annoying.
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With a good battery, the device can easily last for 5 or 10 years, although the walls probably won’t.
She’s a sassy, rebellious New Yorker
I’m pretty sure she’s from California? Unless you’re being metaphorical or something.
XKCD, if he were a little more macabre.
Is it just me or do the Trzaskowski-majority areas sort of draw the borders of Prussia?
This has been the case in Polish elections for probably decades. A very similar case has been seen in Germany and its cold war borders.
If the title is a question, the answer is no
A student of Betteridge, I see.
Are there any justifiable reasons that it’s okay to be on speakerphone in public?
I once saw this question asked on the other site, and there was at least one good response. It was from someone who used a hearing aid, and said that for whatever reason, using the phone normally next to their ear resulted in the audio being garbled and difficult to understand, but using the speaker held a few inches away was fine, so that’s how they preferred to use it.
This is glory redefined.
And the links no longer work.
Your second link will work if you remove the space before “gemini”. I just used it and it worked fine.
both Pope and Antipope are from Chicago
It’s deep dish vs tavern style. Bets are open.
“We’ve had mountains yes, but what about second mountains?”
It’s a weird time to bring it up again though, right? Like he still has a lot of time.
Not too weird considering he held his first rally for reelection less than a month after taking office in 2017.
Top-tier, ABCnews. Fucking learn how to edit.
Did you also catch that he was identified as “R-Indiana” in the video?
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‘Wow, that must be why you swallow so many of them per year!’ ‘No, that’s spiders. You swallow WAY more ants.’
2025/4/12
Don’t forget leading zeroes, we’re not half assing this!
Citizenship as a Service
Ubisoft has entered the chat.
one tactic is for him to serve as VP under someone else who promises to resign to allow Trump to serve again
According to the 12th amendment, “no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States.”
This seems pretty plain to me: if you can’t serve as president, you also can’t serve as vice president. Of course, this has never been tested in court…
Wi-Fi might be fine, but jamming cell signals can get you in big trouble (depending on your location, of course), and even if it doesn’t, may well result in emergency services being disrupted.